Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency .
Natalie Goldberg

In Stark Need of Caffeine Detox

Up all night, sleep all day? Not hardly, Slaughter. Not for your stay at home, domestic engineers, anyway.



There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Ernest Hemingway


Expert advice.

Expert advice.

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You can’t polish a turd.


All of us have our bad habits, but an especially bad one is indulging in moralistic sanctimony when we encounter the misfortunes of others. As has been pointed out before, the worst aspect of this particular vice is that it so easily mistakes itself for virtue.

No Proof Paula Deen’s High-Fat Southern Cooking Caused Her Diabetes - The Daily Beast (via nickdouglas)

A good reminder that reacting the way the sensationalist media would like you to - CAPSLOCK OUTRAGED AT EVERYTHING!!! ABOVE IT ALL!!! JUDGING EVERYONE ELSE!!! - isn’t the most gracious or respectable way to behave.

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You can be the boss.


Q
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
A

Any place in Europe.